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God Bless America!!! And God Bless The Greatest Living American!!!!! --WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:51, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

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Year-end AwardsEdit

What awards should award this year? For some examples from previous years see these links: 2006 and 2007.

Please post your suggestions for categories to be awarded here, then post your nominees for that category in the appropriate section (make one if necessary) in the Nominations section.

Please only post items that were created in 2008.

Any questions, post them on the Awards page talk page, here.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:16, 26 December 2008 (UTC)

FBI Edit

"America's leading law enforcement agency"

Is that the joke? --Demonseed 00:04, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

No. The bit about the founding date is the joke. Legolas1987

Clever. I noticed the date but thought that was just "wikiality" as normal, so I went for what I thought was the sarcastic comment instead.

Stephen's Birthday is May 13 (this Saturday)Edit

Send him a card.

If you need any help, drop me a note.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:57, 9 May 2007 (UTC)


Thank you, we are in the middle of a reorganization of all templates, and it looks like one got lost.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 23:26, 15 April 2007 (UTC)

Updating Jimmy FingersEdit

How does it need to be updated?--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:47, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

Add more information about the proffessor. In any case, adding him to the aquaintice(sp?) of the show category should increase traffic to the article.
Oh, okay, well you can add stuff, if you want.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 00:49, 3 April 2007 (UTC)


You didn't like the Phoenix Quayle reference? --Alethic Logic 04:12, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Naw, I just think having 2 state flowers doesn't make sense.
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