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Congrats, Winner!

User talk:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
won a Wikiality.com 2009 "Truthie"
for Best News Caption of the Year
(Smooching PMs)
See all the winners here.

User talk:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
won a Wikiality.com 2009 "Truthie"
for Largest Bear Conspiracy of 2009
Your own disappearance
See all the winners here.

Added a new Truthiness Catergory

Biography pass it on --PhantomDuck 02:06, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

Been Gone

Need donuts? Gonna sniff around, what needs my touch?

Welcome Back

We missed you. What's all this business in the 09 Truthies about replacing you? What's up? --Atenea del Sol 20:33, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Sports Illustrated Colbert Outtakes

And they are awesome: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0912/stephen.colbert.121409/content.1.htmlEl Payo 07:48, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

2009 Truthies

When does nomination open for the 09 Truthies? So I know what my deadlines are for Philosophy of Truthiness and others.... --Atenea del Sol 04:14, November 20, 2009 (UTC)


Joe Wilson's War 2: The LIARS Strike Back. --dan.carriero@yahoo.com 22:11, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Orly Taitz Watch

OMG I love This! I Hope she is insane enough to stand up to her convictions and go to prison for it --Mutopis 03:59, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Talk To Me

I'm back... what I miss? --PhantomDuck 01:54, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Birthers want to see waht???

Angels and Devils

User talk:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer


Your Naughty buttocks will suffer from the wrath of her Riding Crop!

User talk:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
is the "Nice" Girl Next Door That Your Mother Talked About

She is The Only Real American Women For You!

what do you think? If you can make them better, you are welcome to modify them... --Mutopis 06:42, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

What will libearals come up with next?


Cookie Monster to Finally Return Home

  • Cookie Monster finally rescued from Saddam Hussein. I knew he was a sick bastard but I never knew how twisted he was... forced to do shows in front of Saddam... God knows what he did with the poor Muppets... I dont even want to imagine what he did to the poor Muppet camel... --Mutopis 16:42, 13 August 2009 (UTC)

I dont Remember seeing a Ladyballs/Thatchers template

By Decree & Power of Ballsiness
Shall Receive Lady Balls!

So I made one! --Mutopis 18:07, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Roman Template

Roman Eagle by Wittman80.jpg
34 julii big.gif
is a Real Roman Citizen!
Stephanus Populusque Romanus

What do you think? It looks OK to me, but if you think you can make it better you are allowed to modify it...

also, looks like Vespasian had a rotten deal with his foreclosure... --Mutopis 20:56, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Judge Tosses Kenyan BC

What do you think are the odds that she will file another motion... who am i kidding! I hope she does! --Mutopis 07:27, 7 August 2009 (UTC)


Orly Taitz will still present Kenyan BC "Burden of proof is on Obama. Kenyan BC provides more info errors than the piece of garbage Obama posted on the net." --Mutopis 15:47, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Australian Birth Certificate

Man first we find the origin of the Birth Certificate and now Orly looses her temper on MSNBC for all of the world to see... why are they making it too easy for us... at least we will have lots of lolz... --Mutopis 06:42, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate Not Real? Series of Tubes lied to me AGAIN?

Obama's Fake Kenyan Birth Certificate: Dang, I was hoping it was real, that way we could have a Kenyan as president. Oh well, at least when i get my millions from that Nigerian Prince, we can use that money to sue Obama for being a commie... --Mutopis 22:05, 2 August 2009 (UTC)

Log in Not WOrking for me

Is this going to be temporary? I tried logging in but it gives me some sort of error Mutopis

European Music?

I just finished watching the Colbert Report, and realized that it has been forever since I have visited Wikiality. Because of that, I decided this is the best place to vent my rage, because of the Europeans that were just on the Colbert Report. I decided to vent it here (due to lack of a better place), congratulations. It is no secret that I don't like very many Europeans, so I was enraged to see them on the Colbert Report, and even worse, singing! I then thought to myself, there are dozens of better foreign bands that could have been on there. I'll assume that you watched tonights episode, and I would like your opinion on this band -
They are called The Brilliant Green, and should have been on the Colbert Report instead of those Europeans.

Every goth is a potential turrist!!!


The Retard Agenda!!!


AT&T surrenders

  • well that was quick... AT&T has no soul and haz no balls --Mutopis 16:30, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

AT&T last days

well, I never thought i would ever see the day that someone would be either stupid or crazy enough to go against 4chan... AT&T made a terrible mistake... --Mutopis


We should retire McCain in the Membrane

Officer Jackboot Jones

ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.

Go to :40

Haha look what I found!



Does Wikiality have a pic of the wicked witch of the west? The green bitch.

2009 Truthies

You like? --Atenea del Sol 23:57, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

Your monitor's screwy - they're the same colour for me. I did see Dann's trailer - awesome, awesome! I think we've got real truthy material with the Recount series... --Atenea del Sol 00:22, 14 July 2009 (UTC)

The Egoist

Why did he slander me as a Neo Nazi? I said Jews were the offspring of Bears for fcks sake! If he doesn't think what Im doing is satire, he needs to go to landoverbaptist.net or realjewnews. Hell, go to the wikiality holocaust page! I didn't write that.

Recount 3

Atenea is working on te poster To see the page, click Here --dan.carriero@yahoo.com 15:29, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

HERE IS THE TRAILER--dan.carriero@yahoo.com 01:34, 13 July 2009 (UTC) RECOUNT_III_Return_to_Hell

Bigger Stephen Pic

Could you find a bigger version of this pic? If I enlarge it, it gets blurry.

Colbert eagle sequence.jpg

- Kroy Wen

The Clinton Curse

I think I did ok with it, if anyone wants to add something, they are welcome to it. --Mutopis


You can go ahead and delete National Organization for Marriage, i already took some of the stuff from the page and passed it to NOM. Also can you also make it to redirect to NOM when someone types 2M4M? Mutopis


I was going to go off on the metrosexual thread with Murse Mansandals unibrow etc. that murse contents with the rollovers would be perfect.

I'll do a template like GKM or Cults for grooming...

Is the pic I put on Mansheep ok, I "censored" it

--PhantomDuck 18:22, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Is it possible to put script like this Murse Contents in the pages here?

--PhantomDuck 17:30, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Sarah Palin resigning

I did not see that one comming! Cant wait for the REAL scandal... --Mutopis

heaven hell templates

Devil dancing lg clr.gif
Burning pitchfork lg.gif
The Kingdom of Hell owns
User talk:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
just for visiting this internets tube!
Jesus carrying cross.gif
Cross glow md clr.gif
is a part of the Kingdom of Heaven!
And GOD Loves You!

what do you think? --Mutopis

fucked up hair

That's exactly the kinda cage pic I was looking for!!! too funny! and oh sooooo truthy! --PhantomDuck 04:53, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Foreign Markets

is a friend of the Asian Economy that brings Wealth and Prosperity to Capitalist Nations
The Free Market
American Investors thanks you, WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
is a friend of the European Economy that brings Wealth and Prosperity to Capitalist Nations
The Free Market
American Investors thanks you, WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer
is a friend of the British Economy that brings Wealth and Prosperity to Capitalist Nations
The Free Market
American Investors thanks you, WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

I made some modifications for "foreign" markets or regions... if you think is too much or need some changes, you can modify it --Mutopis

a randomizer foreign market template sounds better --Mutopis

mo money

brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer

If you dont like it, you can change it --Mutopis

Kool, do it --Mutopis

Das Kapital template

has abandoned communism for the sweet embrace of the Free Market!
This page is state-controlled state-sponsored to further the powers of the Kapitalizm

if you think i should change it to make it better let me know... i am not sure if i am happy with it, but i think is ok... --Mutopis

If you wanna do it you can. I created the template for former commies who now embrace state-controlled free markets of kapitalism --Mutopis

Offensive message

Sorry to bother you, but someone has issued a complaint against your wiki. The offensive material that this complaint concerns may be found on MediaWiki:Anoneditwarning. Although humor is encouraged, others may not understand the joke, or they may not recognize the offensive comment as a joke. As a result, it is recommended that you remove the offending content from MediaWiki:Anoneditwarning. If you would like to talk it over, please visit w:Wikia talk:Community_portal#Offensive message. Thanks. --Michaeldsuarez (Talk) (Deeds) 17:58, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

A Funny Thing Happened on My Way to a Forum

I would like to moderate a forum. How does that work. . . exactly?

Thaleia2--Thaleia2 05:16, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

All things relate to "Colbert'

Dear watchtveatdonutdrinkbeer:

Of course is related to him. What would be the point if it was not?


Any idea (other than the obvious) why my computer might be saying mine are disabled thus preventing my from loging in?

Are you still alive?

If I don't hear from you in a couple of days that will mean you've been gone for a month and I may have to use the powers Judge COlbert gave me and declare you dead. --Grazon 02:42, September 15, 2009 (UTC)


Hit me up at webmaster -@t- wikiality dawt com and/or webmaster -@t- thesopranos dawt com. We are moving away from wikia ASAP and I need the help of you and the other sysops/mods to get it done smoothly. Spread The Word.

--Dauno 16:18, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

[enters Watch's bedroom] Look at me! I'm a Snuffleupagus Parasaurolophus! [Watch wakes up and sees a snuffleupagus with a horn on the back of his head resembling a Parasaurolophus. Then, he freaks out as he jumps out of bed.] --Snuffleupagus 15:53, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

U dead?


Carly Fiorina

I started this page today. If you have a moment please check it out and let me know if the humor is done tactfully. It is my intention to treat Ms. Fiorina as a candidate and as I would any other candidate....with the restraint needed when dealing with a public figure who has dealt with a series medical condition but come out with "an excellent prognosis for a full recovery".

It's a fine line I am willing to take because she is not off limits if done respectfully (well...not TOO respectfully...or it ain't really funny) and honestly.--Amadscientist 12:08, June 19, 2010 (UTC)


Is there any way I can get my bagel page on the wikiality.com menu? The Sound Advice I asked for got deleted, unfortunately, I forgot about this and my kfc articles til today. Thanks for any help. Leoberacai 09:11, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

Cool Template

is a KEWL type of person, keeping it KEWL! And you gay losers are just jealous!

Not bad for my first template, eh?

BlackYoshi444 13:21, September 2, 2011 (UTC)

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