Walter Isaacson
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Nice going, Einstein.

Walter Isaacson is an acclaimed American biographer and author.

Isaacson was Stephen Colbert's guest on the May 15, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report.


May 15, 2007 NailingEdit

mistakenly believes Albert Einstein is the most brilliant man ever!

disclosed that einstein wasn't an "einstein" when he was young

said einstein had thought experiments (not daydreams or hallucinations)

einstein was no jerry bruckheimer

einstein never invented anything that was practical

the atom bomb is practical

claimed that einstein, not niels bohr helped pave the way toward the transistor (precursor to the Integrated Circuit)

einstein believed in God

essay "science and religion"

"science without religion is lame; religion with out science is blind"

einstein was a bastard of a husband

there is no Nobel Prize for husband of the year

told his wife he would pay her with Nobel prize money for a divorce

einstein treated his slaves great!

Walter Isaacson
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!
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