"War is diplomacy by other means, now let's bomb these fuckers! WOO HOO!"
~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost
is a Truthiness Crusader!

DramaticQuestionMark Did you know...

...all wars were started by Jews and Muslims?

War is the natural state of man.

Although often misconstrued by the liberal media, war is the best possible way to convince people to do what you want them to.

It's also a great way to spread freedom and democracy. America has never lost a war (we chose to get out of Vietnam because it was getting boring).

And most importantly, "War is God's way of teaching Americans Geography." - Mr. Ambrose Bierce.

List of Wars America is currently Waging (and Winning)Edit

List of wars America wonEdit

Wars America Lost (Interest In and Abandoned) Edit

War is Peace? Edit

Gaza tank

“Cant we just get along?…”

Our Greatest President Ever has stated on several occasions that war is peace, so it is. Take that, hippies.

Also, it was once stated by a WWII soldier (an American of course) that "War is war and peace is peace but if you want peace, then prepare for war."

War and peace are one in the same and are both needed to counterbalance each other. It's like yin & yang. (Except straight and American) If one of them didn't exist, then the universe would collapse on itself and everybody's heads would explode with amazement.

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