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We will fight the Norrisists on so we do not have to face them here at home.
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~ The Greatest President, George W. Bush

Norris advisory

The Norris Advisory Alert is presently at SEVERE, and will remain at SEVERE for so long as Norris lives!

Chuck Norris Dead To Me

Dead to Me

People, a line has been drawn in the sand and it's time to decide: Norris or Colbert? Are you a True American Hero, ready to join the March of Truthiness, or are you a coward, siding with some lame Texas Ranger? If you've chosen Norris, go play in traffic, or over here with your french buddies. But if you've got the balls to stick with Stephen, welcomes you to the Colbert Nation!

It's easy to become a footsoldier in the War on Norrisism. All you need to do is find a page with a reference to Chuck Norris and edit it out. Kick down every door, search every spider-hole, lift every burqa, for you never know where Chuck Norris may be hiding. And while you're at it, you might as well eliminate any other references to the Axis of Evil: Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Steven Colbert (that little coat-tail riding bastard).

Stephen and he who shall not be named

I'm coming for you Norris.

In fact, I'll make it even easier for you: Click Me!

Off limits are the Chuck Norris page and subpages. Sorry, they are a valuable source of military intelligence. Oh, and don't get all clever and ironical and edit this page either; cleverness cannot be trusted and irony is, well, DEAD TO US!

Once you have successfully countered Chuck Norris's impotent Roundhouse of "Doom" with your own Haymaker of Truth™, apply here for a confirmed kill by posting your username on this page. You will be awarded with a shiny new badge on your userpage and guaranteed 72 Virgins in Heaven.

Fist2 War on Norrisism, you successfully kicked Chuck Norris's ass and are now a footsoldier in the War on Norrisism!

Confirmed Kills & FootsoldiersEdit

Norris beat up

You beat up Chuck Norris. Now, that wasn't so hard was it?

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That's what you get for stealing Christie Brinkley!
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The Colbert Report August 16, 2006

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