Washington D.C.

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Washington D.C.
is a Recognized City of the United States of America.
All the geography American schoolkids Need To Know.
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Washington D.C.
is a Recognized State of the United States of America.
All the geography American schoolkids Need To Know.

See Also:

  • Representatives
  • Senators
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Map of Washington D.C. in relation to the United States, which it is not a part of.

Washington, DC
Mayor: Carrot top
City Motto: no jelly beans!
Nickname: home of the duck fuckers
Theme Song: muppet sex
Population: however many black ppl died from the kkk's
Standard MPH: however fast a soda can can roll on a hill
Principal industries: Lobbiest, Patriotism, Monuments construction
Fun Fact # 1: Famous for being the birthplace of Stephen Colbert, as well as the birthplace of America!
Fun Fact # 2: Formerly a swamp infested with rats, alligators and other predatory creatures, it is now a swamp infested with Democrats, lobbyists and Mark Foley.

Washington DC is not a part of the United States of America yet it is ruled by President George W. Bush, even though the votes of the people there do not count. It is a chocolate city, with a marshmallow center and a graham cracker crust of corruption. The District of Columbia is essentially a mallomar.

DC's Representative, Eleanor Holmes Norton, will therefore never be able to run for president because she was born there. (No one would vote for her anyways because she has a terrible voting record.)


  • 'D.C.' stands for Democratically Controlled.
  • Many hippies march on the capitol mall. They march to send messages to leaders there to stop wars or what ever they are bitching about that week.
  • Has a subway system just for tourist
  • Though the history might say different, loves Native Americans and named a football team after them.

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