"Who Will Replace Cheney as VP?"
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Ever since the liberal kangaroo court found Mr. Libby eligible for a pardon, the liberals have been calling for The Honorable Dick Cheney to resign.

Not gonna happen, pigs!

But, if it were to happen (which it won't), America's Party has no problem replacing such a fine, upstanding citizen, with another member of their party, who is also a fine upstanding citizen. (So THERE!)

Please indicate below, who you feel would replace Mr. Cheney at VP (which won't happen) and when you feel it will happen (which it won't) and any other pertinent information.

Add your choice to replace Mr. Cheney

Mr. Cheney's Replacement Should Be...Edit

Condoleezza RiceEdit

Mr. Cheney will leave before summer for "health reasons".

Ms. Rice's new assistant, John Negroponte will replace her as Secretary of State.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 17:48, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Michael "Heck of a Job" BrownieEdit

The Greatest President says he does "heck of a job," and he is never wrong. Brownie would do another "heck of a job" as Vice President.

Ted StevensEdit

The perfect replacement for Dick: he's cranky, despises Democrats, and is slightly insane. --Careax 06:59, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

Dan QuayleEdit

He has Vice President experience, and would combine with The Greatest President Ever to form a formidable and immensely capable brain trust. --Careax 06:59, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

George H.W. BushEdit

He was good enough to be the VP of Ronald Reagan and the father of The Greatest President Ever. With him aboard, Jesus will be motivated to come sooner!

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