William Kristol
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
William Kristol
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
William Kristol
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

William Kristol is the editor of the Weekly Standard, the very best in weekly news fresh from the newsmakers, policymakers and movers/shakers: empire-builders. Beginning in 2008, Kristol will grace the pages of the Old Gray Lesbian Hippie, The New York Times.


The war in Dafur or Iran will go much smoother than this Messy Iraq War

Background Edit

William (born before Fox News Channel was ever a Channel) is a FOX News Contributor and Weekly Standard Editor. Don't call him a neocon; like all neocons, he takes offense to it.

In his writings, Kristol reassures us that, while the Iraq War was a messy "experiment", the next "experiment" in Darfur and/or Iran will go much better. William says practice makes perfect and he has learned a lot from the mistakes in Iraq and from the old man, Irving Kristol.

William Factoids Edit

  • He was once nailed by Dr. Stephen Colbert and was left completely speechless; it was the first time in his life he had ever turned red.
  • Feels the need to visit The Daily Show every six months for no apparent reason
  • Is not a victim, like those other so-called "conservatives"
  • won a Grammy in 2008 for best dance mix, "It's No Longer A Question Of If (Girl, You Know It's Saddam Hussein)"Episode #352
  • he rode a nucular bomb!
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