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SammyDavisJr
Woody Allen
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
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Like,
Woody Allen
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.


Woody Allen (aka Alan, Woody) is an American film director and a member of Stephen Colbert's banned Alans.

He was banished to Alan-Town because of his film Match Point, which Stephen didn't find funny.

FactoidsEdit

  • Has Yellow Fever
  • Also has Young Step-Daughter Fever
  • Has the largest penis in Alan Town
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