World War III is currently an ongoing conflict between Israel and Lebanon. Stalin, the previous president of Russia who was banned by the UN, resurfaced as the president of Hezbollah, a militant extremist party funded by Iran and made up completely of bears.
Stalin has threatened to use nucular force on Lebanon if it does not release the two prisoners it took from Hezbollah. Also, as of two weeks ago, 2Pac and Elvis have decided to mobilize their forces, so expect a lot of loud and annoying music, as well as hippie protestors.
The reason for Israel's presence in the conflict is unknown but has been attributed to the WMDs that they possess.
Stages Of World War III
- A couple of weeks of conventional weapons (M-16's, bottle rockets, etc.)
- Step it up to nukes
- Jesus returns and teams up with Ronald Reagan's Ghost to kill all bears, liberals, socialists, communists, and, of course, homosexuals.
- Everyone else leaves (something to do with falling hair, and a really long winter), heading to the nearest Earthlike planet in Alpha Centauri, and naming it "Republicania".
People Who Have Called It World War III
- Newt Gingrich
- John Gibson
- Ann Coulter
- Sean Hannity
Ryan Seacrest- reported in error - he is just a tool Michael Ledeen- called it World War IV
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