Protests Continue In KenyaEdit


  • Allegations of fraud and bribery abound in 3rd annual pinewood derby. thegulliver
  • So that's where they send the remaining Amtrak parts which aren't destroyed in train accidents! --Careax 07:19, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Dancer Balances Glasses Holding Candles Atop Her NoseEdit


  • What? I had to balance them until the Olympics? 23:30, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
  • The glass balancing contest became even more exciting after they replaced the champagne with sulfuric acid. --Careax 07:17, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  • "Oh man, I really shouldn't have eaten that burrito for lunch..." --Not MC Esteban™ 02:18, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Paramilitary Soldiers March In ParadeEdit


  • Don't we look fabulous? 18:25, 25 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Marching in the Gay Pride over the camera show right now is the Yellow section of the Rainbow color.-- 18:39, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
  • They represent the Lollipop Guild. --Careax 07:16, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  • India's Labor Union Strutting Their Stuff Thegulliver 06:50, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Republican Candidates Debate In FloridaEdit


  • Rudy Giuliani: you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye! --Careax 06:18, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
You Called It!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:26, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Las Vegas Hotel Catches FireEdit


  • Look, the clients clearly state that they want to look at how we cook, so we put on a show. 02:00, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  • "The last time this town was this black, Sammy was headlining here." --OHeL 03:31, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  • I see my mom is cooking mexican food again. 20:39, 26 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • That does it the marley family can no longer have reunion concerts in our casino! 21:51, 26 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Las vegas elects a new pope.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:24, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Vegas clergy gather in prayer for other "disasters." thegulliver

Barack Hussein Obama Wins Democrat Primary In South CarolinaEdit


  • Honey we're trying to look cool not corny. 21:23, 27 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • Obama finally reveals she is not his wife, but rather his conjoined twin. --Careax 06:19, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

A Fashion Show In FranceEdit


  • Lady, please stop swinging your hips. The black and white lines on your butt is making audience vomiting.-- 05:45, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Can you lead Moses through the maze to the burning bush? --Careax 06:18, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Tramp stamp anyone? 01:00, 1 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

A Landfill Outside Los AngelesEdit


  • Michael Moore reveals he finds his movie ideas and groceries at the same place. --Careax 06:27, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Iran's Supreme Leader Speaks To A Students GroupEdit


  • There are no homosexuals in Iran!......yes I picked out the wallpaper in back of me...why do you ask? 21:23, 27 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
  • "Woah dude... my hands are MASSIVE!" --Careax 06:14, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
  • And then Allah commanded all the flowers turn East...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:28, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
  • I want you all to vote Democrat! Thegulliver 06:51, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

People And Livestock Cross Ruptured Egypt-Gaza BorderEdit


  • Walking under a scared cow.

Great idea. 21:45, 28 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon

  • The kids all got a nasty, bloody, milky shock when they finally smashed open the pinata. --Careax 06:13, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Pentagon Takes Note of Egypt Exit Strategy Thegulliver 06:53, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
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