Protests Continue In KenyaEdit

Allegations of fraud and bribery abound in 3rd annual pinewood derby. thegulliver
So that's where they send the remaining Amtrak parts which aren't destroyed in train accidents! --Careax 07:19, 26 January 2008 (UTC)

Dancer Balances Glasses Holding Candles Atop Her NoseEdit

What? I had to balance them until the Olympics? 88.191.57.15 23:30, 24 January 2008 (UTC)
The glass balancing contest became even more exciting after they replaced the champagne with sulfuric acid. --Careax 07:17, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
"Oh man, I really shouldn't have eaten that burrito for lunch..." --Not MC Esteban™ 02:18, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Don't we look fabulous? 18:25, 25 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
Marching in the Gay Pride over the camera show right now is the Yellow section of the Rainbow color.--85.214.118.178 18:39, 25 January 2008 (UTC)
They represent the Lollipop Guild. --Careax 07:16, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
India's Labor Union Strutting Their Stuff Thegulliver 06:50, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Rudy Giuliani: you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye! --Careax 06:18, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

You Called It!--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:26, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Look, the clients clearly state that they want to look at how we cook, so we put on a show. 195.71.90.10 02:00, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
"The last time this town was this black, Sammy was headlining here." --OHeL 03:31, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
I see my mom is cooking mexican food again. 20:39, 26 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
That does it the marley family can no longer have reunion concerts in our casino! 21:51, 26 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
Las vegas elects a new pope.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 22:24, 26 January 2008 (UTC)
Vegas clergy gather in prayer for other "disasters." thegulliver

Obama finally reveals she is not his wife, but rather his conjoined twin. --Careax 06:19, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Lady, please stop swinging your hips. The black and white lines on your butt is making audience vomiting.--87.118.118.167 05:45, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
Can you lead Moses through the maze to the burning bush? --Careax 06:18, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
Tramp stamp anyone? 01:00, 1 February 2008 (UTC)Grazon

Michael Moore reveals he finds his movie ideas and groceries at the same place. --Careax 06:27, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

There are no homosexuals in Iran!......yes I picked out the wallpaper in back of me...why do you ask? 21:23, 27 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon
"Woah dude... my hands are MASSIVE!" --Careax 06:14, 30 January 2008 (UTC)
And then Allah commanded all the flowers turn East...--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:28, 31 January 2008 (UTC)
I want you all to vote Democrat! Thegulliver 06:51, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Great idea. 21:45, 28 January 2008 (UTC)Grazon

The kids all got a nasty, bloody, milky shock when they finally smashed open the pinata. --Careax 06:13, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Pentagon Takes Note of Egypt Exit Strategy Thegulliver 06:53, 31 January 2008 (UTC)