You are not me. Unless, you are in fact, me. Then you are me, if and only if you aren't the me that is not me, but are the me who would need to be the me, and in case of emergency would have the skills to be me, given that me is who you are not.

Or if you are Stephen Colbert, because he is every American.

You were also Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Congratulations on doing whatever it is that you do.

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