God Touching Adam
"Young Earth Creationists"
is Most Beloved by God over all His creations
Now and Forever, Amen.
Young Earth Creationists
are Truthiness Crusaders!

Have you ever met someone who was so hip and "with it" that they seemed to radiate charisma? It seemed everywhere this person would go, people followed? And it seemed you could hear their voice over everyone else's at church?

That person is a Young Earth Creationists!

Young Earth Creationists (YEC) are like South Park conservatives, but way holier! They're like Up With People, but way scientific!

Things The YEC BeliveEdit

  • Jesus Christ is Our Lord and Savior
  • the Earth is only 6,000 years old
  • the world if flat
  • Jesus Came First

Famous YECersEdit

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